Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
I did not have two sick kiddos this week.
I did not stand frozen in the kitchen, holding the trash can as my husband held our daughter with strawberry milk, mucus-puke on him. No. I'm too cool-headed to do that.
And when she vomited again on the way to the bathroom, I was not more concerned about the carpet than her in that moment. Nope. Not me!
I did not praise my daughter for holding the vomit in her mouth and keeping it from getting on the carpet. No, I wouldn't be so proud of that.
I did not, nor would I ever let my children watch hours upon hours of movies and TV because they felt so rotten that they just wanted to rot in front of television.
I definitely did not take my kids to an independent living facility for dinner and expose the entire dining room to fits of coughing.
Finally, I would not think that my poor children are so pathetically cute that I would take pictures of them in their distress. No.
And I would never post them in a public forum for anyone to see...